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[OnDesk]
Count=3
1=Get off that table!
2=Get down from there
3=Oi! Get down!

[DropIt]
Count=2
1=Drop it!
2=Put that down!

[Sheets]
Count=10
1=Not on my watch..
2=Down with it
3=No such thing as privacy
4=Don't be daft
5=What's going on back there?
6=You know the rules, and so do I
7=None of this
8=The cheeky...
9=No sheets kids
10=Who's idea was this?

[Rep_1]
Count=38
1=Get lost
2=Take a hike
3=Beat it kid
4=Got a problem?
5=You're pathetic
6=Got a problem?
7=Get out my face
8=Stop hassling me
9=Best watch yo' back
10=You startin' something?F
11=Keep on bothering me and I'll end you
12=I'll clip you
13=Keep walking fool
14=The hell you lookin' at?
15=You wanna end up in the infirmary?
16=Did I say you could speak?
17=Don't even think about opening your mouth
18=You speak when I say you can speak
19=Little man, begone
20=Make yourself scarce fool
21=You're a cretin
22=I should drop you right here
23=Kiss off
24=Scoot!
25=Don't you dare backchat me
26=Who do you think you are?
27=I'll close your mouth for you
28=Remove yourself fool
29=Go do yourself in
30=Moron
31=You're a weak little man
32=You're such a disease
33=You're nothing but a busta
34=Get lost punk
35=Shift
36=Keep on walking
37=Don't you eyeball me
38=You better not be eyeballing me

[SeeEscape_Call]
Count=6
1=Guards! Check this out!
2=Guards!
3=OMG! guards!
4=Someone's trying to escape!
5=Guards, CODE RED!
6=Someone get the guards!

[Guard_Talk]
Count=80
1=Do the crime, do the time
2=What?
3=I'm busy enjoying my freedom
4=If you're bored you can visit solitary
5=There's a place you can go
6=Heed my voice
7=My voice is law
8=I've places to be
9=I'm busy
10=Get on with it
11=Move along chap
12=You're delaying me
13=You're hindering me
14=I don't talk to strangers
15=Danger stranger!
16=I don't wish to hear it
17=I'm not interested really
18=Do I look like I'd be interested?
19=Sweep up this mess
20=Clean up this place
21=Polish them boots
22=Smarten up kid
23=At least sort your hair out
24=What, are we dating now?
25=Cleanup on aisle 4
26=Hush
27=Am I bothered?
28=I'm due a payrise
29=Payday's a'coming
30=I have people to batter
31=Busy enforcing rules
32=Did someone squeak?
33=What on earth do you want?
34=Couldn't be less interested
35=Give me 20 press ups
36=Make me a sandwich
37=Get the kettle on
38=Is that the kettle I hear?
39=Two sugars in mine...
40=Go fetch me a snack
41=Your mouth opens on my say so
42=I don't remember permitting you to speak
43=Last time your mouth opened it got slapped
44=I would be honored to end you
45=End of the line
46=My baton does the talking
47=I let my fists settle things
48=Keep on walkin'
49=One day I'll have a real job
50=Got any change?
51=Spare some change?
52=Back up
53=I set the pace
54=You have the right to nothing
55=You can be quite boring
56=You bore me
57=Honestly, take a bath
58=Your breath stinks pal
59=Smells like someone died
60=I've only battered nine people today
61=Solid I am y'know
62=Fear these guns
63=Go get your shinebox
64=Look sharp
65=Take a bow
66=Address me as your king
67=It's King for short
68=You can call me king
69=Worship me
70=I can't imagine many will miss you
71=I've been in contact with your wife
72=Your wife says hello
73=Taking your wife out to dinner
74=Got a lunch appointment with your wife
75=Your wife's told me all about you
76=Where would you like to land?
77=I don't go for the face
78=I'll snap you
79=I'll break you
80=Do you think you'll find a cure?

[SeeEscape_Ignore]
Count=25
1=None of my business
2=I'll pretend I didn't see that
3=Escaping eh?
4=Breaking out?
5=Good luck escaping
6=Good luck out there gordon
7=I saw nothing
8=lol
9=Escaping? good times
10=Sneaky..
11=A breakout? Awesome
12=A breakout? Count me in
13=Often thought about escaping myself
14=I'll claim insanity
15=Good job i'm blind
16=It is a prisoners obligation to escape
17=Take me with you
18=Don't mind me
19=Wow...
20=My lips are sealed
21=I ain't no snitch
22=Enjoy the outside
23=Tell my family I said hello
24=Remember me when you escape
25=Someone's having too much fun

[Attacked]
Count=57
1=Help!
2=Huh?!
3=The heck!
4=OMD!
5=WTH!
6=Stop!
7=Dont!
8=No!
9=Right then..
10=It's on!
11=Bring it!
12=Here we go!
13=Why?
14=Why me?
15=Idiot
16=Time for a beat down
17=You're due a pasting
18=Time for a good hidin'
19=You're done
20=Wave goodbye to your teeth
21=Why you..
22=Alrighty then
23=Who the..
24=LOL!
25=Moron
26=You want some?
27=ORLY?
28=Bad move
29=Come on then!
30=Good times
31=Boom!
32=Here it comes
33=Comin' at ya!
34=Whats the meaning of this?
35=Haymaker comin' up
36=How rude
37=You muppet!
38=LMAO!
39=Wow
40=Easy boy
41=LOL!!!!
42=Hadoken!
43=Sonic boom!
44=Oi!
45=Let's settle this
46=Ouch
47=Why the ear man?
48=Bro?
49=Hear me out
50=Im under attack!
51=Requesting assistance!
52=Call the cops!
53=Dial 911!
54=Somebody help me!
55=Fool of a Took!
57=Please..

[Rep_2]
Count=20
1=Did you need something?
2=What?
3=Yes?
4=I'm kinda busy
5=Sorry bro, not a good time
6=Ain't got time to chat
7=Later okay?
8=We'll catch up later
9=Yo?
10=Whaddup?
11=Not now
12=I can't help you
13=Hello
14=I just wanna get through the day okay?
15=I'm not here for convo
16=Let me just do my thing
17=Sorry pal I'm not here to make friends
18=I don't need friends
19=I'm preoccupied at the mo'
20=Cool story bro

[Rep_3]
Count=16
1=Sup pal?
2=Alright bro'?
3=Hey how's it goin'?
4=Easy bro'
5=You good?
6=Respect bro'
7=I got your back
8=Need anything?
9=We cool bro'
10=Gimme a shout if you need somethin'
11=Hey man, you good?
12=We got each others backs yeah?
13=Got enough respect for you
14=You the man
15=Peace bro
16=I'm lookin' out for ya'

[Canteen]
Count=66
1=You call this food?
2=There's a hair in my soup
3=Who threw that?
4=This is disgusting
5=Better hand over your pudding
6=Man im stuffed
7=Waiter!
8=Sick of this slop
9=Any seconds?
10=Tastes like soil
11=You gonna finish that?
12=Mind if i finish that?
13=I feel sick
14=This smells funny
15=This is rank
16=There's a fly in my mash
17=Try cooking it once in a while
18=You tried this?
19=Taste that
20=Eugh
21=I refuse to ingest this
22=I need my carbs
23=Guard! someone took my pudding!
24=My pudding is missing!
25=Yo i'm still hungry
26=Lap it up kid
27=Is this food?
28=I'll need a mint after this
29=Imagine having real food
30=Just pretend it's nice
31=It's not bad really
32=Bit overcooked
33=I've had better
34=Pass that salt
35=Could do with some seasoning
36=It's missing something
37=This resembles vomit
38=Who runs this kitchen?
39=The chef needs eliminating
40=+1 to the chef
41=Slow down
42=Don't talk with your gob full
43=Hand over the cake
44=Gimme that pudding
45=Call this a serving?
46=You planning on finishing that?
47=Shut the hell up fool
48=Do you mind?
49=Real food would be nice
50=Will y'all keep it down while I savour the flavor?
51=It's barely cooked
52=Reminds me of dog food
53=Smells rank
54=Honestly, smell that
55=That isn't a head hair..
56=Ditch the chef!
57=I vote this meal 10! ...out of 100
58=Awful this is
59=Your pudding or your soul, choose
60=Wouldn't mind the recipe
61=Waiter!
62=There's a meal in my fly!
63=Heck is this slop?
64=Code red!
65=Seat's taken boy
66=Only having three puddings 'cos i'm on a diet

[Gym]
Count=34
1=Working up a sweat
2=*gasp*
3=Need a drink
4=Check out these quads
5=Watch me flex
6=Working them abs
7=Let's get sweaty
8=What do you bench?
9=Push it
10=I'm pacing myself
11=Try and keep up
12=Crank it up
13=Hurry up pal
14=You done yet?
15=Gotta do my quads next
16=I'm not even tensing
17=Not even trying here
18=Nothing to it
19=I got this
20=Taking it easy
21=Started at the bottom
22=After im done on here I'ma clap you one
23=Pure muscle here
24=This is all me
25=Couldn't photoshop these abs if you tried
26=Staring at my abs? don't blame ya..
27=Training up to clip a guard
28=Getting hench over here
29=Ain't stopping till I'm hench!
30=*roar*
31=This is why no one messes with me
32=Seen these biceps?
33=I can even throw guards
34=Ever benchpressed a guard?

[Shower]
Count=43
1=I could be a friend to you
2=We could be friends
3=Pass the soap
4=Don't you be looking at my tools
5=You looking at?
6=Water's cold man!
7=You're invading my personal space
8=Oh I know you weren't just looking there
9=Keep your eyes north fool
10=Keep it down will ya
11=Hand over that soap
12=Who's got the soap?
13=Where the soap at?
14=Just lathering up
15=Budge up will ya
16=No shame here
17=Express yourself
18=It's too hot
19=Ouch my eyes!
20=Move
21=You cold or something?
22=Call me sometime
23=Any conditioner?
24=You guards enjoying the view?
25=This is the spot where i knocked some guys tooth out
26=I've made many friends in here
27=Well this is romantic
28=There's a perimeter 'round here
29=Oh do hush
30=Something wrong?
31=Seriously...
32=Drains clogged
33=My favorite place
34=Call yourself a man?
35=LOL!
36=I won't sleep tonight now
37=What's seen can't be unseen
38=What did your wife reckon to that?
39=Whats that rash you've got there, fella?
40=Hold me
41=Do you know that when you look at me it is a salvation?
42=I could drive on this road forever...
43=Would be happy with just one minute in your arms

[Banter]
Count=229
1=This place is a dump
2=This place is garbage
3=Oh you didn't know? Everyone in here's innocent
4=Innocent are ya? Same here
5=Oh you're innocent? Aren't we all
6=The guards are more crooked than the cons!
7=Trust no one
8=No one can be trusted
9=Someone took a dump in my sink
10=Someone took a dump on my bed
11=Parole meeting coming up, better keep my nose clean
12=I got rejected for early release
13=I gotta shank someone
14=I'm gonna find a little guy and start a fight
15=Don't look now but i think the screws are watching
16=I think i'm being watched
17=Is it me or is it warm in here?
18=Bit cold ain't it?
19=Chilly in here or what?
20=Freezing in here isn't it!
21=Boiling in here!
22=Has the aircon packed up again?
23=Nothing works in this place
24=I'm sure the screws are plotting something
25=A storm's brewing
26=Something big is gonna happen
27=I feel a change in the wind
28=Something big's going down
29=I used to be a butcher you know
30=I used to be a barber you know
31=I used to be a cab driver you know
32=I used to be a CEO you know
33=I used to be a builder you know
34=I used to own my own company you know
35=I used to run my own business you know
36=I used to be a game developer you know
37=I used to be homeless you know
38=I used to be a hitman you know
39=I used to be a con man you know
40=After that I opted for good times
41=So I switched gender
43=Ended up ending him in the end
44=He actually flew after that uppercut
45=Ended up in the gutter
46=Then I became a minion of the system
47=My lawyer played me bro
48=My lawyer was a double agent
49=Anything I did was in self defense
50=You played Spud's Quest? Brilliant game
51=Can't wait to break out
52=Just who does he think he is eh?
53=Who does he think he's talking to
54=Must be difficult being cross-eyed
55=Yawn
56=Sleepy...
57=Does my bum look big in this?
58=You smell nice
59=What is that smell?
60=Something stinks
61=Eugh smells like something died
62=I'm gonna be sick
63=I'm a victim of good times
64=I'm a victim of flexism
65=I'm a victim of heightism
66=See me flex
67=Been working out loads
68=I've been taking protein shakes
69=Been bulking up big time
70=You need biceps like these
71=Had to teach someone a lesson earlier
72=Had to batter someone earlier
73=Had to knock some sense into someone earlier
74=Had to remind someone of their position earlier
75=Had to chastise someone earlier
76=Had to punish someone earlier
77=He better not try it
78=I'd love to see him try me
79=He better watch his back
80=He's crusing for a bruising
81=I gotta go wing chun someone
82=I should go all bruce lee on them
83=He's testing my patience
84=My fist left a dent in his forehead
85=He spat out a tooth after i'd finished
86=They were in a heap on the floor after I'd done my thing
87=Tread lightly
88=I'm not in danger, I am the danger
89=Say my name
90=That was the day I split his wig
91=That day, when it rained...
92=Better call Paul!
93=That son of a gun crossed me
94=That son of a gun betrayed me
95=That son of a gun snitched on me
96=Can you hear that?
97=I've been working on my one inch punch
98=She said I was the father!
99=You gotta be kidding me right..
100=There were only eight of them so I had to take them out
101=I heard $guard's wife ran off with another guy
102=I heard $guard's wife left him
103=Apparently $guard's wife filed for divorce
104=Apparently $guard's wife passed away
105=I heard $guard's wife is pressing charges against him
106=I heard $guard's wife is sueing him
107=I heard $guard's wife ran off with another woman
108=Apparently $guard's dog died
109=Apparently $guard's dog got put down 
110=I heard $guard's cat died
111=Apparently $guard's cat got ran over
112=I heard $guard's cat attacked him
113=Apparently $guard's an alcoholic
114=$guard deleted one of my teeth bro!
115=$guard knocked my chin outta alignment!
116=$guard combed my hair with a brick!
117=I heard $guard's having therapy
118=I heard $guard's having marriage councelling
119=Apparently $guard's cheating on his mistress
120=I heard $guard's split with his wife
121=Apparently $guard's into men
122=Looking forward to $guard's getting fired
123=I'm told $guard's getting made redundant
124=I heard $guard's on the mobs hitlist
125=Heard $guard's in line for a beatdown
126=I'm told $guard's getting a beating tomorrow
127=Spread word that $guard had his wings clipped
128=Apparently $guard ended up on his back
129=Apparently $guard got robbed by an old geezer 
130=Unfortunately $inmate's up for release soon
131=Apparently $inmate's planning a breakout
132=I heard $inmate's wife passed away
133=I'm told $inmate's wife moved on
134=I heard $inmate's wife stopped writing
135=I heard $inmate's wife got took out
136=I heard $inmate's wife died
137=I heard $inmate's wife got arrested
138=I heard $inmate's in for a beating
139=Apparently $inmate's scheduled a seein' to
140=Apparently $inmate's in here for breaking and decorating
141=Apparently $inmate's in here for armed robbery
142=I heard $inmate's was framed
143=I'm told $inmate's in here for robbing yo' momma
144=I'm told $inmate is an undercover cop
145=I heard $inmate's an FBI informant
146=I'm told $inmate's a snitch
147=I'm told $inmate's a rat
148=I'm told $inmate's got some problem with me
149=I heard $inmate's after you
150=I heard $inmate's smuggling stuff
151=Sometimes I laugh myself to sleep
152=A shotgun would be handy right now
153=Ended up eating my own shorts
154=Turns out my bro was my sis
155=I have nothing to declare but my innocence
156=They tore my cell to bits
157=Well they upturfed my entire cell
158=My toilet's broke again
159=Toilet's clogged up again man
160=So my wife stopped visiting when she heard that
161=So my wife stopped ringing when she heard that
162=The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club
163=The screws in this place are mental
164=The guards in this place are a joke
165=The screws in this place are stupid
166=The guards in this place are nuts
167=You plotting an escape or what?
168=I hear there's an escape plot
169=If there was an escape plot I'd hope to be invited
170=Ever thought about escaping?
171=I predict a riot
172=I'm bored, wanna start a riot?
173=We should flood the gym
174=We should flood the canteen
175=We should flood the library
176=We should trash the canteen up
177=We should trash the gym up
178=We should trash the library
179=...That's what started me thinking
180=...That's what started me collecting stamps
181=...so I turned to crime
182=...so I spat some bars
183=I doubt that very much
184=I've always said that
185=I tend to agree
186=I just got out the SHU
187=The SHU is hell
188=The SHU can send you bonkers
189=So did you finish Spud's Quest or what?
190=Like I was saying...
191=Am I rambling?
192=Did I stutter?
193=Am I boring you?
194=They tried to jump me
195=I found a hair in my food
196=The dinners here taste like vomit
197=I could see it was about to turn ugly so I got outta there
198=*burp*
199=Been working on some new rumours
200=*hic*
201=He said what?
202=He's diggin' his own grave
203=You dropped one? ..or two?
204=Does he realize who i am?
205=Waiting on karma
206=Pretend you're having fun
207=Aint so bad
208=Adriaaaan!
209=Got a meeting in 10...
210=I often think I'm having too much fun
211=I downvoted this place online
212=You can never have too much fun
213=I'm having too much fun
214=Did someone squeak?
215=Hipsters..
216=I make the rules
217=I'm what counts out here
218=I took one for the team
219=I only fight small people
220=Wanna know how i got these scars?
221=Got battered with a spoon you know
222=So he came at me with a spoon
223=I had to fight off 10 men with just a spoon!
224=I'm here to amuse you?
225=Funny how?
226=I think he took his wallet!
227=I'm being trolled
228=What we have here is a failure to communicate

[Gift_0]
Count=5
1=Mmm-kay
2=Eh?
3=Whatever...
4=...
5=Um, thanks?

[Gift_1]
Count=4
1=Cheers
2=Thanks
3=Nice
4=Cool

[Gift_2]
Count=5
1=Wow thanks
2=Cheers!
3=Really? Thanks
4=Awesome!
5=Nice one!

[Gift_3]
Count=1
1=Are you serious?? Thanks!
2=Wow thanks!
3=Awesome!!
4=OMG thank you!
5=Really?! Wow!
6=Oh my!! Cheers!

[Lockdown]
Count=31
1=How long's this gonna take?
2=Did someone escape?
3=Maybe someone escaped!
4=Sigh..
5=Not again!
6=What now?
7=Who's responsible for this?
8=Sort it out!
9=I demand my phone call
10=Someone flew the nest
11=Why should we be punished?
12=This is outrageous!
13=I'm taking this up with the union!
14=Wasting away in here!
15=Yawn..
16=Might as well just end it all
17=Boring..
18=I have places to be
19=Guards can't even count
20=Guards, learn to count!
21=He's probably long gone!
22=Who's playing hide and seek?
23=Let's speed this up
24=I'm late for my manicure!
25=Things to do, places to go, people to end
26=This is a violation of my rights!
27=Unshackle us!
28=Freeedommm!
29=Probably beyond the wall by now!
30=Who's the escapist?
31=Houdini strikes again!

[MedStaff]
Count=24
1=Time is a healer
2=Are you in need of medical assistance?
3=Most wounds sustained in this prison are to the groinal area. FACT!
4=Adrenaline… Saline solution… all the same thing really isn't it?
5=Hmm, seem to have mixed up the blood test results again
6=Now, where did I leave that sample..
7=Good job we have plenty of penicilin in stock!
8=Nurse!
9=Sadly he didn't make it...
10=Your life is in our hands
11=Dont panic, I'm a doctor!
12=We're patient with patients
13=A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
14=Our patient survival rate is over 30%!
15=Sadly our last patient flatlined, he never complained though
16=Those ragamuffins tried raiding this here medical container
17=No choice but to operate...
18=Of course we don't want to see our patients die, that's why we have curtains!
19=TLC will sort that out...
20=You call that a scar?
21=It's just a flesh wound
22=You'll survive
23=Was that orange juice in that glass or...
24=Doctor patient confidentiality? Never heard of it!

[JobStaff]
Count=31
1=Do a job you can be proud of!
2=Competitive wages right here!
3=Always room for more workers
4=Don't be shy, step right up
5=Serve your sentence with pride, get employed
6=Prison industries always needs fresh workers
7=Think of how employment will look on your parole sheet!
8=A hard days work makes men of us all
9=Nothing better than an honest days work
10=Nothing beats an honest wage
11=You will find our jobs thoroughly engaging!
12=Motivation? Not important
13=Forge a career you can be proud of
14=Make your fellow prisoners green with envy- apply for a job today!
15=Background checks? Not needed
16=Amazing wage packets starting at $1 per day!
17=Be the talk of your prison- apply for a job today!
18=Plan for the future with our prison industries pension scheme!
19=Unmotivated? Useless? We need YOU!
20=Employment cleanses the soul
21=No one likes a dead beat
22=There's no such thing as a free lunch
23=Regain your honor- with a prison job!
24=Check the job board for new vacancies
25=Click on the job board to apply for a job
26=A working prisoner is a happy prisoner
27=The devil finds work for idle hands
28=Check back regular for new vacancies
29=Make your family proud- get a prison job!
30=No skills required
31=On the job training given

[Warden]
Count=55
1=Trim that beard!
2=Good work lads
3=I'll make upstanding citizens of you yet!
4=Repent of your sins
5=Make way for the king
6=Clean up your act
7=Repent of your sins!
8=Repentance is the way to light
9=We could make some cutbacks around here
10=What a sorry bunch of crooks
11=I walk among sinners
12=I'll mention that in my report
13=Built this place with my own hands
14=Each brick has been personally touched by me
15=My word is law
16=I will pray for you
17=Sinners everywhere!
18=Polish them shoes
19=Jolly good chaps
20=There's hope yet!
21=No photos please
22=No signings today please
23=Things are gonna change around here
24=Too much wasted budget here
25=The state of this place!
26=This is horrid
27=I can't bear to look
28=Do you have a name, felon?
29=What do they call you, felon?
30=Step aside felon
31=No wonder society rejected you
32=Sinners sinners everywhere
33=We've spared no expense
34=This here needs fixing
35=Should that happen?
36=Is that how it's meant to be?
37=Laws are being shrugged off round here!
38=No respect for authority in here
39=I'm kind of a big deal
40=You know my name
41=Ask around about me
42=Ask me about punishment
43=Ask me about social reform
44=I'm the pinacle of authority
45=The only way out is through repentance
46=Put faith in the law
47=This place ain't what it used to be
48=I approve of the deaf sentence
49=I'm only exerting my authority
50=I'm simply exerting my authority
51=I want results
52=No autographs please
53=I want to see some redemption around here
54=Any particular reason you're following me?
55=It's rude to stare


[Rollcall_Commence_MinSec]
Count=14
1=Please line up
2=At ease folks
3=Howdy!
4=Sorry I'm late
5=Settle please
6=Quiet please
7=Now now chaps...
8=Right then
9=Alrighty then...
10=Count time
11=May I have your attention
12=Your attention please chaps
13=Lend me your ears
14=A fine body of men!

[Rollcall_Banter_MinSec]
Count=41
1=We're upgrading our cable TV package for all inmates
2=Todays meals will be relished with cavier
3=We aim to please 
4=Our plans for a hot tub are looking good
5=The prisoner is always right
6=I'd like to commend you all
7=You've all made good progress
8=You're all due a pat on the back
9=Each pillow has been personally fluffed by us
10=Sadly we had to cancel next weeks excursion
11=The singer we booked for tonight had to cancel
12=We're at your service
13=We suspect an escapist among us
14=Any questions?
15=Why anyone would want to escape this place is beyond me!
16=Sadly our karaoke machine is knackered!
17=Some exciting news for you all
18=Some interesting developments
19=The warden may be visiting today
20=Someone dumped in the pond
21=Someone stole the wardens toupee
22=Someone broke into the storage shed
23=Someone devoured all the custard creams
24=Someone flooded the toilets
25=Someone flushed the wardens hat down the toilet
26=What's a rock hammer anyway?
27=We punish with love
28=Naughty boys will be sent to solitary
29=That reminds me...
30=Please behave today
31=Don't be afraid to ask for hugs
32=Your needs are of our utmost concern
33=Apparently someone escaped but soon returned
34=Most escapists return here by choice
35=In here, life is easy
36=You've never had it so good
37=I look around with pride
38=We've only gone and been given another award
39=And now for an important announcement...
40=Onto a more pressing issue...
41=Please keep off the grass

[Shakedowns_MinSec]
Count=5
1=Those due a cell shakedown are as follows...
2=The lucky winners of todays shakedowns are...
3=The following are due a cell toss...
4=The lovelies about to get their cells searched are..
5=The following darlings have won a cell search...

[Shakedowns]
Count=5
1=The maggots due a cell shakedown are as follows...
2=The lucky winners of todays shakedowns are...
3=The following scum are due a cell toss...
4=The cretins about to get their cells searched are..
5=The following morons have won a cell search...

[Rollcall_Commence]
Count=19
1=Line up you maggots!
2=Settle down now!
3=Face forward you cretins!
4=Get in line morons!
5=Shut up and face me!
6=Stand to attention!
7=Face the front!
8=Shut your cakeholes!
9=Chop chop!
10=Let's do this
11=Shut it!
12=Look at the state of you all..
13=Time do you call this?
14=Salute me..
15=Settle ladies..
16=Oi!
17=Shut your mouths
18=Quiet!
19=Your king has arrived!

[Rollcall_Banter]
Count=71
1=Just remember who's in charge here
2=The guards rule this place, not you cons
3=It's not a problem to dish out beatings
4=Any of you step out line you'll get clubbed
5=So just watch your backs y'hear?
6=Causing trouble is a shortcut to the infirmary
7=Don't even look at us unless we say so
8=When we say jump, you say 'how high?'
9=This is the way it is, get used to it
10=Frankly, we're sick of the lot of you
11=You eat when we tell you to eat
12=You sleep when we tell you to sleep
13=You all probably think you're smart
14=We will crush you like bugs
15=Keep out of mischief
16=Whoever trashed the canteen is in big trouble
17=Whoever flooded the gym will be destroyed
18=Whoever broke into the utility shed is finished
19=These boots were made for stomping
20=We have zero toleration for you maggots
21=Do you think prison is a joke?
22=I'll erase that look in your eyes
23=I just have to click my fingers and you're finished
24=I'll wipe that smirk off your faces
25=I am the judge and executioner here
26=I'm what counts out here
27=We've heard whispers of a breakout
28=The only thing breaking out around here is your teeth
29=We're paid well to keep you cretins in line
30=Some idiot was snooping around after lights out
31=One of you maggots raided the tool shed
32=Whoever sent death threats to the warden will be punished
33=Be a problem and i'll eject your teeth
34=Don't you be rolling your eyes at me
35=The last person who stepped out of line was flattened
36=Let me tell you cons how it is
37=Do we look stupid to you?
38=Put your hand up if you think we're stupid
39=Remember when you lot were important? Me neither
40=Someone's been smuggling spoons out the canteen
41=Someone's been tampering with the wardens chair
42=Someone's been tampering with the wardens hat
43=Who here thinks the rules don't apply to them?
44=Do you think you have rights or something?
45=You're all filth
46=We should put you all down
47=How many times do we have to repeat ourselves?
48=The rules are there to be followed
49=Someone's been tampering with the outer fence
50=One of you is due a good hidin'
51=Someone's been tampering with the wardens toupee
52=As my mother always used to say...
53=While we're on the subject...
54=Look at me when i'm shouting at you!
55=A streaking incident has been reported
56=That reminds me...
57=Which one of you is going to clean my shoe?
58=Someone pilfered the wardens underwear
59=As I used to say to my cheating ex...
60=I'll nod when you can speak
61=As my dear old nan used to say...
62=Pay attention
63=The canteen rations are being rationed
64=Have you washed behind your ears?
65=Mess about and you'll be eating soil
66=Never forget you're the dross of society
67=You have no friends
68=Your family have disowned you
69=Did I say you could cough?!
70=You will address me as your king
71=We suspect an escapist among us

[Vis_Greet]
Count=48
1=You'll never guess what..
2=Guess what...
3=Got some news...
4=Alright?
5=Hows it going?
6=Hows things?
7=Whats up?
8=Is that you?
9=Sorry I'm late
10=Good to see you
11=You look a mess
12=I bring tidings
13=Got some goss
14=You heard the goss?
15=You seen todays papers?
16=You settling in?
17=You okay?
18=You haven't called
19=Why didn't you write me?
20=Got your email
21=Got your letter
22=Got your message
23=I came as soon as I could
24=I have something important to tell you
25=I have a confession
26=I have important news
27=I have an announcement to make
28=Message from the outside
29=Message from the grapevine
30=Word from beyond the walls
31=This should cheer you up…
32=Oh hang about - you'll like this one…
33=So err…
34=I don't think you're gonna like this…
35=Not sure how you're gonna take this…
36=Okay, I can't tell a lie…
37=I respect you too much to not tell you…
38=Listen…
39=Right, I need to get this out of the way…
40=Please don't be angry…
41=Promise not to shout at me but…
42=Don't be mad, but..
43=Keep this between us...
44=Can you keep a secret?
45=Tell you what did annoy me..
46=If you were angry before wait till you hear this…
47=It's with a heavy heart I must tell you…
48=Sorry let me just stop laughing and I'll tell you…

[Vis_Banter]
Count=80
1=The budgie died
2=Dear old nan's popped her clogs
3=Grandad's kicked the bucket at last
4=The dog's dead
5=Half price sale on at Argloss
6=I've had to mortgage the caravan
7=The bailiffs cleared us out
8=The house burnt down
9=I've emptied out our account
10=I'm emigrating
11=I'm moving out
12=I'm heading abroad
13=I'm gonna break you out 
14=I've been recieving anonymous threats
15=Trolls are getting the better of me
16=Had to get the boiler fixed again
17=I've sold your stuff to raise some cash
18=I'm engaged
19=I'm getting a divorce
20=I'm resigning from my job
21=Your lawyer has massive CBA
22=Your lawyer kicked the bucket
23=Your lawyer fled with the cash
24=Your lawyer says you're a lost cause
25=Your appeal was denied
26=The judge laughed at your appeal
27=Your appeal was filed in the bin
28=Your appeal ended up down the toilet
29=The cat dumped on the rug
30=Someone nicked my tractor
31=Someone nicked my car
32=Someone nicked my sandals
33=Someone nicked my shoe
34=Cornershop put bread up by 10p
35=Cornershop put milk up by 5p
36=Cornershop's cancelled our tab
37=I bought a new house
38=I bought a new car
39=I bought a new hat
40=I'm going to be famous!
41=I've applied for a new job
42=This will be my last visit
43=I've been having too much fun
44=I've been living the dream
45=I had my hair done
46=Nan's knitted you some new socks
47=Nan's knitted you a new hat
48=Nan pooped herself again
49=Nan's going in for her op tomorrow
50=Electrician ripped me off
51=I've been banned from church
52=I've been banned from the local
53=I've been banned from coming to see you
54=I've been banned from WoW
55=I've come into some money
56=I robbed a bank
57=I haven't been paying the bills
58=I forgot to pay the taxman
59=I can't believe the quality of life I've been leading
60=I'm thinking about asking the milkman to move in
61=I'm thinking about asking the postman to move in
62=I've found someone new
63=I've been chatting up someone
64=I've spent a lot of money gambling online
65=I dropped a deuce at the casino
66=I drained our bank at the casino
67=I used our savings at the bingo hall
68=I've been on the sun bed
69=I've taken up modelling
70=I've been talking to a lot of hunky men
71=I've been talking to a lot of beautiful women
72=The parrot escaped
73=I've not exactly been truthful
74=I'm starting afresh
75=I need a new start
76=Things are outta hand
77=Things are messed up
78=I was scammed online
79=I was mugged
80=Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers


[Vis_Leave]
Count=91
1=that's all I have to say really
2=that's about it
3=...that's all really
4=Seeya next time
5=Anyway, bored. Later
6=Gotta go anyway
7=g2g lol
8=I should be going
9=I need to scoot anyway
10=Have fun
11=Keep in touch
12=Don't be a stranger
13=I'll be off then
14=Well this was a waste of time
15=I am so bored
16=Good talk
17=Good catching up
18=I'll keep you posted anyway
19=I'll keep you updated anyway
20=I'll let you know how things go
21=Adios
22=Gotta meet a man about a dog
23=Gotta meet a dog about a man
24=Gotta meet a man about a man
25=Gotta go do.. anything else
26=Be back later
27=AFK
28=Anyway, write me
29=Anyway, email me
30=I gotta go anyway, things to do
31=I gotta go anyway, places to be
32=I gotta go anyway, people to see
33=Is that the time?
34=OMG I'm late!
35=Anyway i need to go pick up the kids
36=Anyway I need to go pick up the shopping
37=Anyway I need to go pick up some milk
38=Anyway I need to go pick up a loaf
39=Anyway I need to go pinch a loaf
40=Anyway I need to go top myself
41=Anyway I need to go and enjoy my freedom
42=...
43=Well this was nice!
44=You'll be hearing from my lawyer
45=This has been right up there with my favourite all-time prison visits!
46=Gotta go to work
47=Gotta go sign on
48=Now what did I do with my bus pass?
49=Lend me some change for bus home?
50=Any chance of a small loan with a disgustingly high interest rate?
51=I need some fresh air
52=I need to go shower
53=I need to pack my things
54=I've had it up to here with you
55=I can't even look at you anymore
56=It would have been nice to have let me say something for once
57=I quit
58=I'm done
59=You disgust me
60=Forget it if you dont want to listen
61=This has been a wash out
62=This has been a waste of time
63=I can't get a word in edge-ways!
64=Sick of you!
65=I'm gonna be sick
66=Toodle-loo
67=I don't know what I ever saw in you anyway
68=Fuming I am!
69=Dont bother calling
70=Dont bother writing
71=I've never been so insulted!
72=Look at you… Sat there on your high horse
73=Go back to your cage
74=Pray for me
75=I'll pray for you
76=Don't worry - I'll be the fool telling everyone how you're STILL away on business
77=I'll tell your mates not to worry
78=I'll tell nan not to worry
79=I'll tell the boys not to worry
80=I'll take my leave
81=And on that note..
82=That will be all
83=This is the part where I go
84=Dont cry for me
85=Keep your chin up 
86=Take care
87=I'm so sorry things turned out like they did
88=And on that high note, I'm off
89=And on that sad note, I'm off
90=It's not you it's me
91=Ciao!

[Guards_Heat]
Count=20
1=Fun's over $name!
2=Time's up $name!
3=You're finished $name!
4=Get 'ere $name!
5=Game over $name!
6=Oi, $name!
7=$name! Stop!
8=Hold it $name!
9=You're done $name!
10=Feel our wrath $name!
11=Get him lads!
12=He's over here!
13=Stop him!
14=Drop him!
15=Set phazers to stun!
16=Take him out!
17=Finish him!
18=Tackle that deviant!
19=Drop that fool!
20=Target sighted!

[Guards_Move]
Count=11
1=Move it $name
2=Move along $name
3=Get a move on $name
4=Get to where you should be $name
5=Come on $name
6=Hurry up $name
7=Get going $name
8=Hurry $name
9=Shift $name
10=Pick up the pace $name
11=Chop chop $name!

[Guards_Move_Work]
Count=8
1=Get to work $name!
2=You should be working $name!
3=$name, get to work!
4=You have a job to do $name!
5=Get to work $name you slacker!
6=Oi $name! Work! Now!
7=Go to your job $name!
8=Get to your job $name before I clip you!

[Guards_Naked]
Count=6
1=Get some clothes on $name!
2=$name, no one wants to see that!
3=$name, get dressed!
4=$name, go dress yourself!
5=$name! clothes! now!
6=$name, have you no shame?

[Guards_Cell]
Count=7
1=$name! Get away from that cell!
2=Get out of that cell $name!
3=Move away $name!
4=Come away from that cell $name!
5=That isn't your cell $name!
6=You shouldn't be in there $name!
7=You'd better move $name!

[Guards_Halt]
Count=3
1=Stop that $name!
2=Oi! $name!
3=$name! Desist!

[Outfit_Guard]
Count=13
1=You new round here?
2=Not seen you before fella
3=Shall we silence these crooks?
4=You must be the new guy
5=Can't wait to clock off
6=The pay's awful
7=I'm planning a shakedown
8=We set the tempo
9=Someone took all the custard creams
10=Fancy goin' bowling after work?
11=Welcome new guy
12=Watch yourself around these guys
13=Let's enforce the law

[Outfit_Inmate]
Count=13
1=Wasn't me
2=I'll say nothing without a lawyer
3=All good here boss
4=Hail!
5=I'm not doing anything 
6=Just doing my time boss
7=Put a good word in for me?
8=I know nothing about that
9=Aight
10=Good day
11=I'm an upstanding felon
12=You new round here?
13=Not seen you round before..

[Chair_Push]
Count=10
1=The hell man!?
2=Best watch it boy
3=What you doin' fool?
4=You better get up
5=Way outta line
6=Move it chump
7=Rid yourself
8=Who you think you are?
9=Boy I'ma slap you good
10=Watch yo back

[Follow]
Count=8
1=Let's go
2=Follow me
3=Come with me
4=On me
5=This way
6=Got a min?
7=C'mere
8=Over here

[Dismiss]
Count=8
1=That'll do
2=As you were
3=Thanks
4=Stand down
5=Cheers
6=Good job
7=Carry on
8=Dismissed

[Attack!]
Count=20
1=At him lads!
2=Drop him!
3=Get him!
4=Finish him!
5=Take the shot!
6=Lay him out!
7=School him!
8=Snap him!
9=Break him!
10=Knock him about
11=Down him!
12=Charge!
13=Shake him up
14=Help him to the floor
15=Show him to the infirmary!
16=Get that guy!
17=Tackle him!
18=Smash him!
19=Do your thing
20=Hit this guy