Pain is temporary, Glory is eternal !
Caught masturbating ? Look them in the eye and finish.
Mosquito bites you ? Eat it. Take back what is yours.
No one is taller that the last man standing.
When life gets harder you must have just leveled up.
Why ask her out when you can tell her ?
The world is against me. It wouldn't be fair otherwise.
Being unattractive is playing the dating game on hard mode.
Life getting tough ? Means God is afraid of your progress.
You : 23 - Death : 0
Have a party, invite the cops.
There is no losing, only delayed victory.